True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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