I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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