Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
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Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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