The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
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We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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