dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
where am i from again
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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