One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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