In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
should my penis look like a turkey
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
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he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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