Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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