Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
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At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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