dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
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Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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