one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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