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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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