These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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