I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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