Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
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how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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