i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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