we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
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She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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