some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
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Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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