It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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