If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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