Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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