she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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