we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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