I want to walk on stilts...naked
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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