Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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