Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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