can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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