And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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