I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
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He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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