I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
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So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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