Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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