just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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