Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
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new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Randomize