Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
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i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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