Don't make out with my wife yet
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
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he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
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Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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