dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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