before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
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THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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