Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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