I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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