She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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