it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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