smell my finger.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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