hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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