please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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