ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he thought i was a dude.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
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If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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