Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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