last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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