Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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