yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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