I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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